Really Bad Bio Pic

Author Bio

I'm married with three kids and live in rural Ontario, Canada.  After graduating with a degree in psychology, I switched gears and studied computer programming.  Currently, I'm a full-time writer and parent.  Could I make this section any more dull?  Probably not.
In my ongoing quest to post the worst author photo ever, here is entry #3, as taken by my youngest.  I appear to be wearing no makeup, my sweater clashes with my shirt and the 'nostril-cam' angle looks like something out of the Blair Witch Project.   Have I even run a brush through my hair yet that morning?  I think not.
Note: please don't copy the above photo for promo purposes (website links, reviews etc)  Without the explanation, it just makes me seem really weird (and I hate to give that impression sooner than absolutely necessary)  Please click here for a "real" photo.

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